Ww2 countryballs

*the countryballs are all talking about who they would date, if they could date anyone* UK: I would date USA. USA: I would date Canada. Canada: I would date Japan. Japan: I would date China. China: I would date Italy. Italy: I would date France. France: I would date Russia. Russia: I would date Germany. Germany: I would date Poland.

I'd be single.

UK: why? You are beautiful! USA: I would date you. Canada: me too. Germany: I agree. Japan: I would definitely date you. Italy: you are a great person. China: I would date you as well. France: you are perfect.

Germany: we need to kill the russians! Poland: don't worry, I'm here to protect you! Britain: I will protect my colonies! Philippines: I have a bad feeling about this. Yugoslavia: I have a bad feeling about monopoly. Bulgaria: don't worry, I will protect you! France: I will protect my colonies too! Italy: I will protect my colonies! Japan: I will protect my colonies! Chinese people's republic: I will protect my colonies! Swiss cheese: I will protect my colonies! Netherlands: I will protect my colonies! Belgium: I will protect my colonies! Canada: I will protect my colonies! Greece: I will protect my colonies! Congo: I will protect my colonies! Egypt: I will protect my colonies! Morocco: I will protect my colonies! Italy colonies: I will protect my colonies! British colonies: I will protect my colonies! French colonies: I will protect my colonies! Japanese colonies: I will protect my colonies! Chinese colonies: I will protect my colonies! Swiss colonies: I will protect my colonies! Netherlands colonies: I will protect my colonies

Britain bad news you can't go to your southern beaches

*rubbing my eyes* what? why not?

*germany's voice crackles through* Because I've turned them into minecraft bedrock! *laughs* No more beach holidays for you!

germany your gonna have to get past the channel

*Germany smirks* That's what you think! I have a secret plan called... *drum roll* ...Sealion!

how tge hell did you just do a drum roll