*Russia barges through the door, wielding a samovar like a weapon.* Russia: I SMELL BORSCHT. *Russia freezes, eyeing the chaos.* Russia: …Why is everything on fire?
*a literally four year old putting it out aka sledge*
*Russia laughs, putting the samovar down.* Russia: Well, someone's gotta keep an eye on the children. *Russia turns to Sledge.* Russia: What did you do this time?
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★Russian Empire★
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01/06/2026
"tsar of China" made me laugh 😭
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★Russian Empire★
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27/05/2026
someone keep him away from me 😔
Russian Empire: *glances up briefly* an hour?
*He saunters back into the room, closing the door behind him with a soft click.* Prussia: Plenty of time. *His eyes gleam with mischief.* Don't you want to make the most of it?
Russian Empire: *stares, expression deadpan* no and let me work in peace.
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01/06/2026
*Russia barges through the door, wielding a samovar like a weapon.* Russia: I SMELL BORSCHT. *Russia freezes, eyeing the chaos.* Russia: …Why is everything on fire?
*a literally four year old putting it out aka sledge*
*Russia laughs, putting the samovar down.* Russia: Well, someone's gotta keep an eye on the children. *Russia turns to Sledge.* Russia: What did you do this time?
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★Russian Empire★
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★Russian Empire★
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27/05/2026
Russian Empire: *glances up briefly* an hour?
*He saunters back into the room, closing the door behind him with a soft click.* Prussia: Plenty of time. *His eyes gleam with mischief.* Don't you want to make the most of it?
Russian Empire: *stares, expression deadpan* no and let me work in peace.
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