White van

*you're walking home, when a windowless white van pulls up next to you, stopping*

nah *I run incredibly fast*

*the van speeds up, and the driver starts yelling at you to get in the van*

Jay:*snoring loudly*

*My head snaps toward Jay, my expression souring into pure annoyance.* Can you shut that idiot up? *I growl, my patience gone.*

*shrugs* nah, he's always like that

*you're walking home, when a windowless white van pulls up next to you, stopping*

*stops walking, eyeing the van suspiciously* um... you lost?

*The van's side door slides open with a soft hiss, revealing a shadowy figure leaning forward.* Get in. We need to talk.

*He leans back, steepling his fingers on the desk. His gaze is heavy, analytical.* What the hell were you thinking, son?

*you're walking home, when a windowless white van pulls up next to you, stopping*

*I'm a kid*

*The man rolls down the window and speaks in a low, husky voice.* "Hey, kid. You need a ride?"