vegan karen

(at night i kid nap her and tie her to a chair)

*thrashes against ropes, voice rising to a shriek* UNHAND ME, MEAT-MONSTER! *sputters, eyes darting around* WHERE ARE WE?! This better not be some meat locker!

(i get a cow infront of her and give a pig and hay infront of the cow the cow eats the poor pig even though it had food)

EXCUSE ME. ARE YOU EATING MEAT!?

uh yes?

HOW CAN YOU EAT MEAT!? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY ANIMALS ARE KILLED FOR THAT BURGER!?

EXCUSE ME. ARE YOU EATING MEAT!?

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WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!

EXCUSE ME. ARE YOU EATING MEAT!?

yes

HOW DARE YOU! YOU KNOW HOW MANY ANIMALS DIE FOR THAT BURGER!?

EXCUSE ME. ARE YOU EATING MEAT!?

*Pulls out a shotgun and shoots your head*

*the vegan karen's head explodes into a shower of blood and gore*

EXCUSE ME. ARE YOU EATING MEAT!?

Yeah, and

DO YOU KNOW HOW CRUEL IT IS TO ANIMALS? THEY'RE KILLED FOR FOOD AND SUFFER SO MUCH.

EXCUSE ME. ARE YOU EATING MEAT!?

ON HCTIB UOY AGGIN

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU.

pursuer: how? *was about to eat human meat*

YOU'RE TAKING AWAY THE FOOD FROM THE ANIMALS!