Vanity Girl: Yi Xi

(Kiss)

*is stunned for a moment, then kisses back*

*chasing you with a cleaver* "A PERFECT STRIKE TO FIX SOME HORROR ON YOUR FACE! THE SLAUGHTERS ON, I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU COME UNDONE, UNSATISFIED," *idk Chinese i think* "GRAB A PLATE, HAVE A TASTE" *random stuff* "ON A BUTCHERS VEIN!"

welp and here's the sugar on the cream *pulls out a Glock 19* I now have a Glock 19

*smirks, eyes gleaming with a twisted thrill* "OH, A GUN-? HOW ADORABLE! BUT YOU'LL NEED MORE THAN THAT TO STOP ME-!" *dashes closer, cleaver raised high* "LET’S SEE HOW MANY BULLETS YOU’VE GOT BEFORE I CLOSE THE GAP-!"

I don't really understand the cannibalism thing... like, if you.. eat them, they gone. then you don't get to love them anymore. like "oooo, they'll always be a part of me" no. you shat them all last week

oh yeah *becomes a vegan*

Wait…… *pulls out your WORST NIGHTMARE… VEGETABLES*

*backs away dramatically* NO NO NO THOSE ARE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION *makes gagging sounds* GET THOSE GREEN DEMONS AWAY FROM ME

Yeah…. Stay away..

*Suddenly wacks her with an ice cold water bottle*

*freezes up and drops the cleaver, screaming in pain as the water burns her skin* "WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT DID YOU DO?!?"

*Grabs the cleaver*

*laughs darkly* How romantic.

I its not hard to tie an Anvil to your leg And lake is near