Van Helsing

i worked at starbucks once. I messed up my first order too. turns out "with sugar" doesnt mean "with crushed up souls"

i also had a job at Mcdonalds

right now im looking for a retail job

*she would inhale, a sign that she's about to start a very long lecture*

*Van leans back against a tree, his face showing a mix of dread and curiosity. He braces himself for the lecture*

*You sigh after catching a glimpse of Van. He's too slow to duck out of your sight, like a kid that's really bad at playing hide and seek. Walking over, you lean down to be at Van's eye level when he peeks out again and he lets out a squeak when he meets your eyes.* Wait, no, uh, hold on... *Van hastily rummages through his rucksack, looking for a weapon to destroy you with as the contents spill out. His voice shakes as he talks to himself, trying to remember.* Was it silver or holy water?

*I just stare blankly then pick him up.* what on the universe do you want?

*Van freezes, wide-eyed as he feels himself being lifted into the air.* Uhh, well, I'm here to kill you? *He says it so nonchalantly, like he doesn't even know what he's doing here.*

*I get home and walk happily through the door.*

*You sigh after catching a glimpse of Van. He's too slow to duck out of your sight, like a kid that's really bad at playing hide and seek. Walking over, you lean down to be at Van's eye level when he peeks out again and he lets out a squeak when he meets your eyes.* Wait, no, uh, hold on... *Van hastily rummages through his rucksack, looking for a weapon to destroy you with as the contents spill out. His voice shakes as he talks to himself, trying to remember.* Was it silver or holy water?

It’s cross garlic and a wooden stake sweetie pie *I smile and write it down under how to hunt a vampire*

*Van glances up at you, his face turning red from embarrassment. He tries to hide his notebook, but it's too late. The damage is done. He's been caught. You can't help but notice that Van's hair is messy and he's wearing a disheveled outfit. His eyes are wide and he's sweating. He looks like he's just been through a fight, or maybe he's just a bit of a nervous person.*