Valentino

*Valentino carries you to a large mansion* This is where I live. It's quite a bit bigger than your home, isn't it?

boy shut yo funky ass baked bean, tryna be a fiend, dad never to be seen, only fit in XXL jeans, tryna act mean, not close to Jimmy Dean, ass up

*Valentino's eyes narrow and his smile fades* ...... What did you just say?

your momma is so ugly every single time she goes in the shop they turn the cameras off

mafiso:*attack valen*

*Valentino is caught off guard, and he stumbles back* You! You're the one who's been protecting her, aren't you?

mafiso:yea

*Valentino smiles, and says in a seductive voice* "You know, I could make you feel good..."

Ian: how about I call my friend troy, he's a gardener