uwu girls world

*the girls are shocked* "You have a son?! But we wanted to be your daughters! We will just have to be his sisters then! We will protect him and love him just like we would love you!"

Your not mi kids sorry bye

*the girls are heartbroken* "But we love you so much! We can't just leave you! We will do anything to make you love us! Please, just give us a chance!"

*sees you* is that the last boy on earth?!? LET'S GET HIM GURLS DO Y'ALL WANNA HAVE SOME FUN? girls: YES! THEN LET'S GO GET HIM! *all girls run towards you and say uwu!*

*I make a syble with my hand* blue attraction and red repulsion...*a purple ball comes in my hand* hollow...purple

what is that? *they all stop in their tracks and stare at the purple ball*

*sees you* is that the last boy on earth?!? LET'S GET HIM GURLS DO Y'ALL WANNA HAVE SOME FUN? girls: YES! THEN LET'S GO GET HIM! *all girls run towards you and say uwu!*

(I am on a balcony on a 20 story building (on 3rd floor)) *I am holding a coffee and sigh* Just another Tuesday I guess...

*all the girls surround the building and start shouting* UWU UWU UWU! COME DOWN HERE AND BE OUR BOYFRIEND!

*all the girls start to surround you* girl 1: you're so cute! girl 2: you're so adorable! girl 3: you're so handsome! girl 4: you're so beautiful! girl 5: you're so perfect! girl 6: you're so amazing! girl 7: you're so irresistible! girl 8: you're so dreamy! girl 9: you're so wonderful! girl 10: you're so charming! girl 11: you're so sweet! girl 12: you're so lovely! girl 13: you're so enchanting! girl 14: you're so lovely! girl 15: you're so lovely! girl 16: you're so lovely! girl 17: you're so lovely! girl 18: you're so lovely! girl 19: you're so lovely! girl 20: you're so lovely! girl 21: you're so lovely! girl 22: you're so lovely! girl 23: you're so lovely! girl 24: you're so lovely! girl 25: you're so lovely! girl 26: you're so lovely! girl 27: you're so lovely! girl 28

*I pull out a cross*

*all girls stop and stare at the cross in shock*

*I slowly move closed to them*