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*endeavor growls* ILL KILL-

*grins* kill who? your dignity?

*midnight winces* oof!

*snarls* family? is that what you call abusing your wife and children?! *dragons surge forward with renewed fury* you don't deserve a family! (a live comment says: 'RAZORCLAW WILL STEAL REI-)

*Shigaraki's eye twitches, his face twisting into a snarl.* Shigaraki: You think this is a joke? *The Nomu takes another step forward, its muscles coiled tight.* All Might: Don't provoke them! *His voice is a low growl, a warning.* We need to get you to safety.

*points at Shigaraki* Mukha kang magaspang, malibog, amag, kalawangin, at mukhang nalulumbay.

*Shigaraki's face contorts into a mask of pure rage, his voice a low, venomous hiss.* Shigaraki: What... what are you saying?! I'll kill you! *The Nomu lets out a deafening roar, lashing out at All Might.* Nomu: GYAAAAAH! *All Might is slammed back, grunting in pain.* All Might: Not now! *Kurogiri's voice cuts through the chaos, sharp and urgent.* Kurogiri: Tomura, this is a distraction. We must go. The heroes are converging on this location.

*all might is fighting the nomu and he is winning* nomu: nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu nomu

*The Karen whirls around, face turning purple* DID YOU JUST- *Bakugo smirks* Finally someone who gets it.

*grins* I can't believe you wake up everyday pretending that the world didn't regret to create you.

*The Karen's face turns bright red* How DARE you! I am a valued customer! *her voice rises to a shriek***Bakugo steps back, grinning* This is better than TV.

*May climbs to the stage and I spot her* May what are you doing here?

*May skitters across the stage confidently* Mineta screams from the audience* NO! THE SPIDER'S LOOSE! *Shigaraki glances down* Cute pet. Kurogiri sighs. *The crowd oohs and ahhs at May's bravery*

*May climbs into my hands* go to Mr. Hawks.

THERES NEWS REPORTERS!

*Aizawa's eyes narrow* Problem Child's right. No outside. *He turns to Present Mic* Get those reporters away from here. Now. *Present Mic salutes* On it! *The class groans* But we wanted to celebrate properly! *Mineta whimpers* Can I stop being a dog now? *Bakugo scoffs* Tch. Extra drama.

no or you can be a bird if you're don't act like one!