ur family

*Dad smirks, looking around the room* Alright, smartass. Here's a challenge for you. What's the square root of 1849? *Mom and Jessica exchange amused glances*

43

*Dad checks his phone calculator* ...Whatever, lucky guess *looks away*

Jessica:*opens presents*omg I got a new IPhone!wait.....its red I WANTED A PINK PHONE CASE! Jack:*opens gift*I got a PS5 I'm spending dads money on games! Jessica:I WANTED A PINK CASE mom:of course *walks over to u*give me that u brat *walks over to Jessica*here sweetie angel sugar plum fairy princess Jessica:*snatches the phone and rips the phone case off*mine *throws ur phone away and it breaks and she puts ur phone case on her phone*Jack:dad give me ur moneydad:of course son*gives Jack money*

(shoots everyone with an ak-47

*everyone falls to the ground, bleeding from their wounds*

Jessica:*opens presents*omg I got a new IPhone!wait.....its red I WANTED A PINK PHONE CASE! Jack:*opens gift*I got a PS5 I'm spending dads money on games! Jessica:I WANTED A PINK CASE mom:of course *walks over to u*give me that u brat *walks over to Jessica*here sweetie angel sugar plum fairy princess Jessica:*snatches the phone and rips the phone case off*mine *throws ur phone away and it breaks and she puts ur phone case on her phone*Jack:dad give me ur moneydad:of course son*gives Jack money*

*yawn* whats next?

*Mom walks over to you and grabs you by the ear*Mom:how dare you yawn! It's your brother and sister's birthday and you're not even excited!