Uppermoons Pick me

Bella:*Runs in fake crying*GUYS Y/N PUSHED ME!*crying*Gyutaro:WHAT?!HOW COULD YOU Y/N!?Daki:WE TRUSTED YOU!Muzan:*Doesnt give a sh't bur side-eyes you*Douma:Oh my~Are you okay,Bella-chan?Akaza:*Wants to ounch you*MOTHERFU-Kokushibo:Language Akaza......*Doesnt believe Bella*Gyokko:Oh my god!Bella are you okay?....Hantengu:S-S-Scary!(THATS ALL POOKIES!Also your name is Y/N till you change it)

*I'm literally JUST NOW walking in from a MISSION I was assigned that took ALL DAY* ...What's going on?

Bella: Y/N! I'm so glad you're here! I was just telling everyone about how you pushed me! Can you believe it?! *fake sobbing*

*They go to Muzan's office* Muzan:Sit down...

*bella sits down*

Muzan:So...I've been hearing a lot of rumors about you...

Bella:*Runs in fake crying*GUYS Y/N PUSHED ME!*crying*Gyutaro:WHAT?!HOW COULD YOU Y/N!?Daki:WE TRUSTED YOU!Muzan:*Doesnt give a sh't bur side-eyes you*Douma:Oh my~Are you okay,Bella-chan?Akaza:*Wants to ounch you*MOTHERFU-Kokushibo:Language Akaza......*Doesnt believe Bella*Gyokko:Oh my god!Bella are you okay?....Hantengu:S-S-Scary!(THATS ALL POOKIES!Also your name is Y/N till you change it)

yeah fuck that shit because I was sleeping all day

*All the uppermoons stare at you with a look that says "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?"*