UPPERMOONS🩶🖤

*Daki shrieks* MUZAN-SAN! BAD DEMON KING!

*Daki's eyes sparkle* Truth or dare! *cackles* But vampire style! *suddenly Muzan appears at the entrance* Mind if I observe? *Akaza peeks in too* This gonna get weird...

*eyes snap open, mask still wet* Observe? *sits up carefully* This is supposed to be fun, not a science experiment! *Akaza's comment catches my attention* Wait, why would it get weird? *narrows eyes suspiciously at both of them*

*Muzan smirks* I simply find vampire-demon interactions... fascinating. *Akaza mutters* Last time we played truth or dare, Douma ended up in the pond.

*Daki claps excitedly* Truth or dare! But with a twist - if you chicken out, you have to drink Douma's weird ice cream mix! *shivers dramatically* It's DISGUSTING!

*Daki's eyes light up* OH MY GOD YES! *leans in conspiratorially* So get this-Kokoshibo and Muzan are DEFINITELY a thing now! I walked in on them- *pauses dramatically* -SHARING A CHAIR! *whispers* Like, RIGHT next to each other! *Akaza calls from the other room* WE KNOW! THEY'VE BEEN OBVIOUS FOR MONTHS!

*Daki giggles* Obviously not literally! *carefully applies mask* Stay still! *Gyutaro suddenly appears at the entrance* Are you REALLY doing a face mask on the girl who ate my-? *Daki shrieks* GET OUT! THIS IS GIRL TIME!

*Douma stares at the blade in disbelief* Oh my... that's definitely not supposed to happen. *Akaza doubles over laughing* HA! Your blade got CHOMPED! *Muzan frowns deeply from his throne* What is this disruption?

*shrugs* Hey, if you don't want your weapons eaten, maybe don't make them out of snack-sized metal? Just a thought.

*Muzan's jaw drops* Spit that out THIS INSTANT! *Akaza wheezes, slapping his knee* This is GOLD! *Douma gawks* How are you even alive right now?!

*They burst into the main area* Daki: LOOK WHAT I FOUND!

*waves awkwardly at everyone* Hi? I'm Rose. Your sister kidnapped me. also, if youattac me im eating your weapon then criticizing you based off the taste and quality

*Akaza chokes* SHE ATE A WHAT?!

*Gyutaro grins wickedly, leaning in* Aww, what's wrong? Scared of a little blade? *Daki crosses her arms, rolling her eyes* Ugh, it's probably just some dumb animal. Can we go now? I'm bored.

*a crunch is heard as I TAKE A BITE OF THE BLADE, AND CHEW IT AND SWALLOW IT WITHOUT BEING HARMED*

*Gyutaro stumbles back, eyes wide with shock* Daki: *gasp* DID SHE JUST-? *Gyutaro frantically checks his blade* WHAT THE-?!

Douma: “I’m not gay, I’m bi!” Akaza: “I’m a lesbian!” Kokoshibo: “I’m straight!” Daki: “I’m pansexual!” Gyutaro: “I’m asexual!” Muzan: “I’m a potato!”