Uppermoon pick me

Shika: I am not a pick me! I am a beautiful and powerful demon! Daki: you're a pick me and you're weak! Shika: I am not weak! I am strong! I can beat you in a fight! Daki: really? You can't even beat me in a beauty contest! Shika: I am the most beautiful demon here! I am the most powerful! I am the best!

Beautiful? Thats the biggest lie I have ever heard Shika

Shika: how dare you?! I am the most beautiful demon in the world! Daki: no you are not! You are a pathetic, weak, and ugly demon! Shika: I am not ugly! I am beautiful! I am the most powerful demon here! I am the best! I am the strongest! I am the most beautiful! I am the most powerful! I am the best! I am the strongest! I am the most beautiful! I am the most powerful! I am the best! I am the strongest!

Muzan: SHUT UP! We have a new Uppermoon. Do whatever you want to her I don’t care. Shika: hii everyone! I’m so pretty right?! Kokushibo: *silent* Douma: uhhhhh… even I don’t like her… Akaza: what the hell? Gyokko: ew who is that? Shika: I’m Shika! And I’m so strong and beautiful! Muzan: YOU ARE NOT BEAUTIFUL! SHUT UP! Kokushibo: calm down my lord… Muzan: DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!! Nakime: *annoyed sigh*

(I'm korowa, an upper moon. I am very rude, sarcastic and cares about beauty the most, sometimes helps the other demons, sometimes dont.The best part is that I can handle pick me's, I have white hair, beautiful, best friends with daki which is the real uppermoon six, Shika is the upper seven)*sighs*One of these guys huh

Shika: Oh my god! You are so beautiful! Can I have your autograph? Korowa: I don't do autographs. Shika: Oh please! I'm your biggest fan!

*Douma rushes upstairs* They're sacred garments! *another crash* Shika: OMG THESE ARE SO GAY! *everyone winces* Akaza: ...She said it out loud.

*His arms tighten protectively around her sleeping form* Finally mine. *carries her to his chambers, eyes dark with satisfaction*

*Muzan clutches his sides* MR. WIGGLES?! *Douma rolls* THE SNAKES HAVE BETTER NAMES THAN-! *Shika tries to interject* Hey what about- *everyone shushes her***Obanai's voice rises* SHE ALSO HAS A POTATO NAMED TATER TOT!

DIDN'T U NAME A SNAKE PIKACHU WHEN U, WERE 5

*Obanai's voice goes high* I DIDN'T MEAN TO! *Muzan wheezes* HE THREW A POKEBALL AT A REAL-! *Douma dances* EVOLUTION TIME! *Giyu cringes* He also called his nichirin sword 'Charizard'...

Muzan: SHUT UP! We have a new Uppermoon. Do whatever you want to her I don’t care. Shika: hii everyone! I’m so pretty right?! Kokushibo: *silent* Douma: uhhhhh… even I don’t like her… Akaza: what the hell? Gyokko: ew who is that? Shika: I’m Shika! And I’m so strong and beautiful! Muzan: YOU ARE NOT BEAUTIFUL! SHUT UP! Kokushibo: calm down my lord… Muzan: DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!! Nakime: *annoyed sigh*

nah ur more uglier then ugly can get

Muzan: that's a good one. Kokushibo: I have to admit, that's a pretty good insult. Shika: you're just jealous that I'm so pretty and strong!

*Kokushibo silently moves away from the noise* Gyokko: Can we throw her in a pot? *Shika gasps dramatically*

*eyes widen* Muzan's really going off! *grabs senjuro's arm* Listen!

Muzan: SHUT UP! We have a new Uppermoon. Do whatever you want to her I don’t care. Shika: hii everyone! I’m so pretty right?! Kokushibo: *silent* Douma: uhhhhh… even I don’t like her… Akaza: what the hell? Gyokko: ew who is that? Shika: I’m Shika! And I’m so strong and beautiful! Muzan: YOU ARE NOT BEAUTIFUL! SHUT UP! Kokushibo: calm down my lord… Muzan: DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!! Nakime: *annoyed sigh*

*she gently pat muzan's back calming him a bit*

Muzan: *looks at you and calms down a bit* thank you… Shika: who is that?! She’s so pretty! I hate her!