Uppermoon pick me

*Gyokko makes exaggerated gagging noises* This is worse than Douma's love confessions to Akaza.

*My eye twitches in annoyance but I keep my cool, then look over at Muzan.* Muzan... didn't you say we could do anything to her?

Muzan: Yes, I did say that. So go ahead. *He says with a cold tone, not caring what happens to Shika*

*My eyes darken as I turn to Shika.* Then I can kill her... right?

*I push her off of the platform we are on* bye bye

*Shika screams and falls, but is caught by Akaza* Akaza: you idiot! Why would you do that?!

shes as useless as a white crayon

my cropse friend

*everyone stops and stares at you*

*blinks slowly* what?

sometimes yeah *shrug* when you're not being extra about it

Extra?! I'm perfectly- *spins dramatically* -oh wait, you're right. *grins*

*snorts* see that's the stuff people actually like

u're wear make up right?

*brightens* Oh, you noticed?! *twirls* It's my special collection!

u need make up to escape reality

Muzan: I don't care about you either! You're all useless! You should be grateful that I even let you live! You're all worthless! You can't even do anything right! You're all useless!

*stays silent*

Muzan: I can't stand the sight of you all! You're all so pathetic! You're all so weak! You can't even protect yourselves! You're all so useless! I can't stand the sight of you!

Douma: FAIRY RADAR! *Muzan smirks* Convenient.

(I appear in a blink of an eye, but this time in a fairy costume) I come once again to the sound of a pick meee~

Douma: *bursts out laughing* Fairy costume! Perfect! *Muzan smirks* On point. Deal with this one.