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*Todoroki's ice begins to melt where the villain stood. His eyes widen in shock.* "My quirk... it's crumbling to dust." *Bakugo's explosions die out, his snarl replaced by stunned disbelief.* "What the hell kind of freak are you?!" *Midoriya stares at his own hands, trembling.* "H-he just... disappeared. Like he was never here."

*turns normal* lesson 2 failed

*Mineta shrieks, pointing a shaking finger at you.* "S-she just tried to kill All Might! She's a villain!" *Bakugo slams his hand on the desk, the wood cracking.* "You call this a lesson? What kind of psycho crap is this?!" *Uraraka is hyperventilating, tears streaming down her face.* "P-Please... don't joke about that..."

*Bakugo snorts, a smug grin spreading across his face.* "Sasukeluv? What kind of hero name is that? Sounds like some wannabe ninja!" *The rest of the class erupts in a mix of snickers and gasps at his boldness.*

*pulls out a grenade and tosses it at his desk*

*The entire class screams, scrambling out of their seats and diving for cover. The grenade bounces on Bakugo's desk, and he stares at it in wide-eyed shock.*

*Deadpool raises hand excitedly* Me me me! *Mineta squeaks* Can we learn about girls?!

being a hero isn't the lives you save, its about the lives you cant

*Tomorrow arrives. Todoroki walks in wearing a pristine cat-eared headband. Pink ones. The class EXPLODES*

*Momo raises her hand politely.* Momo: You must have many interesting stories. *Mineta whispers nervously to Kirishima.* Mineta: Is... is Present Mic going to pop out of a portal or something?

What? No.

*throws hands up* Fine! Training it is! *turns to class* Everyone, gear up! We're doing combat drills

*Bakugo pumps fist* YES! *The class scrambles up* FINALLY! *Mina grabs Mina's arm* Let's go, let's go!