UA at your school

*Kuroiro's eyes narrow behind his mask* Are you cold? *Inumaki signals something incomprehensible* Tuna tuna!

*Principal Nezu leads the way cheerfully* Actually, your rooms are right between the boys' and girls' dorms! Perfect for monitoring both.

*Everyone turns as Ashford Lucien enters* Ashford: Good morning, class. *cold gaze sweeps the room* I hear we have a transfer student. *snaps fingers* Front and center. Now.

*Aizawa croons off-key* YOU ARE MY FIRE~ THE ONE DESIRE~ *Midnight records* This is gold!

*Todoroki steps back* I'm making tea. *Aizawa continues* TELL ME WHYYY~

Oboro: This is gonna be so much fun! I can't wait to see what kind of lessons you have planned for us.

WHAT THE HELL OBORO HOW ARE YOU ALIVE AIZAWA JUST WATCHED YOU DIE.

Oboro: Huh? Aizawa watched me... die? What do you mean?

*Toga bounces excitedly* Ooh! Are you shy? That's so cute! *Iida chops his arms frantically* Everyone! Please give her some space! You're crowding the poor girl!

*Bakugo's palms start crackling with small explosions* OH YOU WANNA SAY THAT TO MY FACE?! *Todoroki steps forward* Bakugo, not here. *Momo whispers to Yaoyorozu* Should we intervene?

Todorocy: Why not?

Todoricy: Tuesday?