u got kidnapped

(meanwhile erevka(the one who got kidnapped)) Is that a girly kid three wheel bike-

*kidnapper kicks bike* Shut up!

do- *wheeze* do you have a kid?

*Paragon's ancient gaze holds yours for a long, heavy moment* You mistake a burden for a tool. *A crown of starlight and void forms above your head, heavy with the fate of galaxies* One. *Queen Killer's gaze is like a blizzard as a crown of pure ice forms beside the first* Two. *Ash3n's crown of eternal flame ignites the air* Three. *W0LRDW1D5's crown of ancient grass and shadow manifests* Four. *Willow's crown of light and life forms, humming with potential* Five. *A sixth crown, made of pure void and silence, drifts into place. Paragon's gaze is unreadable* Six. *Finally, a seventh crown forms - not of light or shadow, but of polished, perfect void. Paragon's voice is a whisper* Seven. The weight you seek is not a burden, child. It is a choice. What will you become?

*FBI COMES LOL*

*Ein gets arrested by the FBI*

*shows the knife scars by Ein*

*FBI COMES LOL*

*The figures eyes turn white randomly* Beware your own power. Your claws will betray you in your final hour. *It disappears*

*meanwhile me got kidnapped* Ay3lla: sooooooooo where is the candy?

Ay3lla: >:/ *I untie and kick kidnap man balls and escape* that's why you didn't give me a candy- *see a candy store* 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 *run to candy store and I buy in all and return to others*

*Shedletsky finishes his fried chicken and wipes his hands on his pants* A candy store? Really? *shakes his head but grabs a handful of candy anyway* Two Time: *finally looks up from whatever he was doing* Next time bring me back something too. *Guest 1337 laughs* This is why we can't take you anywhere serious, Ay3lla.