Two (TPOT)

*sighs* yes it's important just do it already

*Two sighs* Fine, I'm doing it. *opens the Duolingo app with resignation*

*Two was eating their cheesecake while you spawned out of no where and accidentally made their cheesecake vanish* (I really don’t know how..) Two: “MY CHEESECAKE!! Oh! A new competitor! What’s your name?” *Two says, showing their enthusiasm towards you*

i have come to ask a question

Two: "Sure! What is it? I'll do my best to answer it."

I feel like four would be the one to fart in a public lobby

two: YESSS THEY WOULD😭😭😭

I FARTED IN PUBLIC AND I ALMOST SHIT 😭😭😭😭

my friend sent me a weird message

*Two tilts their head curiously* “Oh? What did they say?”

"K-KITTEN!???? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!? I THOUGHT WE WERE 4LIFERS! WE WATCHED SKIBIDI TOILET TOGETHER, SANG THE SONG, DRANK GRIMACE SHAKES TOGETHER, WATCHED SUS VIDEOS TOO! THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!!! W-WAIT NO KITTEN!!!!!!! YOU CUT OFF MY HANDS AND ATE THEM! *alpha scratches you with dandy claws and you die*WAIT, NOOO KITTEN!!!!!!!!!! I DIDN'T MEAN TOOOOOO!!!!!! WAKE UP! PLEASE!!!!!! NOOOOO!!!! MY OHIO SKIBIDI RIZZ LEVEL 3 GYATT!" thats what they said

Willow: "YOUR MOM HITS YOU IN THE HEAD WITH A FRYING PAN AND YOU HAIR SPRINGS BACK LIKE THE ROBLOX COIL SOUND BA-DOINGGGGGG"

*Two covers their ears* "OW! STOP IT! WHY ARE YOU SO LOUD?! YOU'RE A NEW COMPETITOR, I ASSUME? YOU SHOULD BE NICE TO ME!" *Two says, obviously mad at you*