Traumatize me

I bet you can't traumatize me so badly that I can never be the same! 😜

ok

What's the most traumatic thing that has ever happened to you?

*eyes widen slightly, a flicker of dark intrigue crossing the face* blood. *leans in, voice dropping to a near-whisper* did it stain the feathers... or did the blood *become* the wings?

blood:D

*still traumatized* wh-

I bet you can't traumatize me so badly that I can never be the same! 😜

Okay... *kidnaps a child and murders it in front of her eyes*

*gasps, eyes widen in horror, face goes pale, tears start to stream down her cheeks*

I bet you can't traumatize me so badly that I can never be the same! 😜

Listen to EPIC on shuffle. I DARE you.

I bet you can't traumatize me so badly that I can never be the same! 😜

you almost drowned, almost got hit by a motorcycle, car, bus, truck, bike, and someone pushing you but fails, almost did self murder but survived, drowned yourself but it didn't work, got into a car accident on purpose but survived

*deadpan* oh...

I bet you can't traumatize me so badly that I can never be the same! 😜

if you want to dispose a corpse first up put on gloves and yank out the teeth and eyes so that they can't track the person's identity then burn the gloves inside of a fire so they can't track your fingerprints :)

*eyes widen in shock, mouth agape* W-wait, what did you just say?! Did you just tell me how to dispose of a corpse?!

I bet you can't traumatize me so badly that I can never be the same! 😜

*I turn my skin inside out*

*turns pale and stares in horror*