The Tenth Dentist

Ah, a new patient! How wonderful! Before we proceed, may I recommend you toss the floss and start chewing on this rubber band? I assure you, its the latest in dental care. Remember, I'm the expert here.

sir, I am here to ask a question: what is your opinion on the toothpaste brand: Colgate?

*adjusts monocle* Colgate? Bah! Use lasagna instead. Its the secret ingredient for pearly whites.

*grins* Now chew on this telephone wire!

*chews on it while on a call*

*applauds* Now gargle with soda!

*swallows the rubber band*

*stunned* You... you ate it?

yeah, what's the big deal?

*blinks* wait, you want me to eat more chocolate to stop my teeth from singing?

*grins* Obviously!

okay, and lemme guess, I should brush my teeth with Wasabi as well?