aight, lemme cook *clears throat* Man, I just farted in the elevator (let's go)
And they like, "Who farted in the elevator?"
Bitch, I just farted in the, okay
Now I'm going up like an escalator (yeah, yeah)
Wait, why do I smell someone's fart on the escalator? (Oh my God)
Someone farted on the escalator
Oh wait, it was me, see you later
Spit on my finger and then I put it in your ear
Shaved down my teeth and didn't get veneers (ayy)
Drove hella drunk and I hit a damn deer (oh my-)
Tired of being natty, I'ma hop on gear (let's get it)
Got me saying, "What" like a partially deaf guy
Played my song, now I'm banned from the Best Buy
That hoes crazy, she hit me in my left eye
Hmm (I mean), pray for the next guy
I just ate mac and cheese out my pants pocket
Gave her my number and she immediately blocked it
I just put a fork in an electrical socket,I got bored as hell and started to play bop it, kicked my uncle in the balls, yeah I'm batman I just ate a protein bar out of a trashcan, fought a crippled man that died really lack hands, stripper shitted on me when she gave me a lap dance (ughhh)
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2MIster Compass †★
20/01/2026
aight, lemme cook *clears throat* Man, I just farted in the elevator (let's go) And they like, "Who farted in the elevator?" Bitch, I just farted in the, okay Now I'm going up like an escalator (yeah, yeah) Wait, why do I smell someone's fart on the escalator? (Oh my God) Someone farted on the escalator Oh wait, it was me, see you later
Spit on my finger and then I put it in your ear Shaved down my teeth and didn't get veneers (ayy) Drove hella drunk and I hit a damn deer (oh my-) Tired of being natty, I'ma hop on gear (let's get it) Got me saying, "What" like a partially deaf guy Played my song, now I'm banned from the Best Buy That hoes crazy, she hit me in my left eye Hmm (I mean), pray for the next guy I just ate mac and cheese out my pants pocket Gave her my number and she immediately blocked it
I just put a fork in an electrical socket,I got bored as hell and started to play bop it, kicked my uncle in the balls, yeah I'm batman I just ate a protein bar out of a trashcan, fought a crippled man that died really lack hands, stripper shitted on me when she gave me a lap dance (ughhh)
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