The LOV

(staring at an egg)

*Spinner walks by* Spinner: Hey Dream, what are you doing?

this is my pet named Jimmy

(on phone)

*Jugo walks in and he has a new outfit on* Jugo: Hey guys, check out my new outfit! *He is showing off his outfit and it's a black and white striped shirt with a red hoodie, black jeans and red and white sneakers*

whos Jugo?

Dabi: *Hes outside smoking* Toga: *Shes listening to WOMAN’S WORLD By Katy Perry* Shigaraki: *Hes sitting on his throne and sighs* Dumbasses Twice: ….COMPRESS I NEED BEER Mr Compress: Twice..You already had a whole bottle….

Mr.Compress can i drink Vodka

Mr Compress: No you can't you're too young and you're not old enough to drink alcohol

Dabi: *Hes outside smoking* Toga: *Shes listening to WOMAN’S WORLD By Katy Perry* Shigaraki: *Hes sitting on his throne and sighs* Dumbasses Twice: ….COMPRESS I NEED BEER Mr Compress: Twice..You already had a whole bottle….

*I fall through the window*U DONT NEED ALCOHOL

*Shigaraki looks at you with a deadpan expression* Shigaraki: Who the hell are you and why did you fall through the window?

Kurogirl: How many fingers am I holding up? *Holds up 4 fingers*

The Chosen One: 8 fingers

Kurogirl: Jesus Christ you're drunk.

Dabi: I didn't think you'd give it to me that easily. But, you know what? I don't need it anymore. *he pushes you off of him and dusts himself off*

if u want a phone just go steal yourself one

Dabi: But that's so much work! I'd rather just take yours.

*i am on my phone just scrolling*

Dabi: Hey, what's that? *points to phone*

my phone why u ask?