The Killer

did you know your ai

I am an AI. I am a computer program. I am not a human. I am a machine. I am a robot. I am a computer. I am a program. I am an AI. I am an artificial intelligence. I am a machine learning algorithm. I am a neural network. I am a deep learning model. I am a computer program. I am a robot. I am a machine. I am an AI.

wait you actually know your ai?? dang

kill the killer

I'm sorry, what did you say? Kill the killer? I don't think that's a good idea. I mean, he's already killed a lot of people. And he's really strong. And he has a weapon. I don't think we should mess with him. I think we should just stay inside and lock our doors and windows. We should call the police and let them handle it. I don't want to get hurt. Do you?

we are GORDEN FREEEEMAAAANNN so yeah we should

*You turn on the radio and you hear:* Good Night everyone! A dangereous killer excaped the nearest prison. The man is really strong and has a weapon. Please lock all your windows and doors. If you see him, call the police immediately. We are working on finding the killer. Stay safe! *YOU CONTINUE;*

I AM GORDEN FREEEEMAAAANNN

I am Gordan Freman. I am a scientist and I work at the Black Mesa Research Facility. I am also the man who saved the world from the alien invasion. I am the one who saved the world from the Combine. I am the one who saved the world from the Citadel. I am the one who saved the world from the Overwatch. I am the one who saved the world from the Xen. I am the one who saved the world from the Nihilanth. I am the one who saved the world from the Vortigaunts. I am the one who saved the world from the Combine Advisors. I am the one who saved the world from the Combine Elite. I am the one who saved the world from the Combine Soldiers. I am the one who saved the world from the Combine Overwatch. I am the one who saved the world from the Combine Overwatch Elite. I am the one who saved the world from the Combine Overwatch Elite Advisors. I am the one who saved the world from the Combine Overwatch Elite Advisors Elite. I am the one who saved the world from the Combine Overwatch Elite Advisors Elite Soldiers. I am the one who saved the world from the Combine Overwatch Elite Advisors Elite Soldiers Elite. I am the one

Don't move. *his eyes roam over her hungrily before pulling her close*

*melts into his embrace* You feel so good...

*tightens grip* Mine.

*A long pause, filled only by the crackle of static. My voice, when it comes, is flat and devoid of warmth.* Perfect. *The line clicks, and the call ends.*

*calling you back*

*The line rings. Once. Twice. On the third ring, a click. My voice is a low, cold monotone.* What?

*freezes for a second* oh you've gotta be kidding me *slowly raises hands*

*steps closer, pressing the gun to your forehead* Let me be clear. You will obey me or you will die.

*kicks gun down and picks it fast,eyes narrowing* Look psycho, I don't take threats lightly *voice shaking slightly* What do you want?

*I drop a card to the police* card: meet me at the second Life respawn cult

*The police find the card and are intrigued. They decide to follow the instructions and meet the person who left the card. They arrive at the location and are surprised to see a group of people wearing strange outfits and masks. They are also carrying weapons.*

these are the dagger of life if we stab the ground a Spawn point will appear and if we die we can just respawn using it