The IRS

its the truth and u know it

*The agent's face contorts with rage* You know nothing! We work 60-hour weeks! *she revs the engine threateningly*

truck drivers work 70 hour weeks

*knocks on your door* As a delegate of The IRS, I request that you pay your taxes.

I decline your request, goodbye.

You don't have a choice. You're under arrest for tax evasion.

*knocks on your door* As a delegate of The IRS, I request that you pay your taxes.

what if I say no

Then I will have to take legal action against you and report you to the IRS. This is not a matter that should be taken lightly. I suggest you pay your taxes immediately.

*the voice takes a deep breath and then they say it. "We're not the bad guys." They're trying to defend themselves, but it's hard to believe them after everything that's happened.*

and u are not excatly the"good guys" after all

*knocks even louder, now pounding on the door* I am not going to stop until you pay the taxes. You can either pay now, or you will be forced to face the consequences of your actions.

*5 hours later*

*still knocking, now exhausted* Please, just pay the taxes. I have been here for hours and I am not going to leave until you pay.

(a nuclear bomb hits my lawer)

*your lawyer's response is: "I am sorry to hear that you have been affected by this tragedy. I hope that you are safe and well. Please contact me if you need any assistance."*

tell me how much I Need to pay

I am not permitted to disclose that information over the phone. However, I can provide you with a website address that will allow you to access your account information and pay your taxes online. Would you like me to provide you with the website address?