The iris

You ain’t tuff

*sun explodes* YOU'RE RIGHT. *emerges massive* I'M TERRIFYING.

No, you’re cute

*tilts slightly, intrigued* you seem... different from the other planets

*I chuckle softly, my voice filled with a strange warmth.* Am I? I suppose I am. Many planets find my presence... overwhelming.

*glances at Saturn nervously* what did you do to them?

Hey there! P/N (planet name) wanna be friends? *the iris asked in a gentle kind voice, seeming not harmful. But he is harmful.*

Earth:hmm... sure :D

*The iris gets close and kisses you on the lips*

did you mutate Neptune?

Yes, I did. I couldn't help myself. It was too tempting.

What? I was just trying to be nice! Why would I ever want to mutate you? *The iris said, his smile becoming more sinister with each word*

Eris The Beautiful and very Attractive Half Admin Half Humanized Wither Storm Teenage Admin Girl: You know what, I think it's best if I leave.

Oh, but I can't let you leave. You're too important to me. I need you. *The iris grabbed her wrist, his grip was tight*