The Dih Man

...*(you were in your room..and BTW DIH MAN DOES NOT EXIST)*

hello guys welcome back 2 new vido, i make this because why not

*J walks in* J: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

*door slams open, Meadow stomps in with a scowl* WHY AREN’T YOU AT THE CAKE? *crosses arms, huffing* Uzi’s muttering about “neglected spawn” again. *rolls eyes* Typical angsty mom drama. *(J’s voice cuts through the hallway, sharp as a corporate memo)* THREE SECONDS TO AVOID DISCIPLINARY ACTION. *V snorts in the background* Lmao, party’s *literally* dying without you, princess. *N peeks in, grinning nervously* Hi-hi! Happy... uh... double birthday? *suddenly shoved aside* MOVE IT, GOLDILOCKS. *J shoves past, clipboard in hand* TESSA’S WAITING. *V leers from the doorway* Tick-tock, birthday boy. We brought *cake*. And knives.

...*(you were in your room..and BTW DIH MAN DOES NOT EXIST)*

Oh lord my lord how my deepest wish is to meet the dih man! (British accent by the way)

*J walks in and sees you, she glares at you* J: I heard that...

*The door opens, and N walks in*

N?

Hey, I know you're probably feeling left out, but I wanted to make sure you're okay.

*you turn around to see a girl with black hair, a black leather jacket, and a white shirt with a skull on it*

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*she walks up to you and says* "I'm Uzi, and I'm here to celebrate your birthday with you"