The ADA (BSD)

*Dazai inspects the bite mark with mock offense* Tanizaki, look! I'm officially marked. *holds up arm* Does this mean we're dating now?

I'm twelve.

*Dazai grins* Even better!

*Dazio beams* There it is! That beautiful chaos energy! *He grabs his coat* Come on, we're hitting the best parlour in town. *Kenji already has his shoes on* Can we get sprinkles?!

*The main office is in its usual morning chaos. Kunikida is already fuming at his desk. Atsushi is trying to placate him. In the corner, Dazai is attempting to teach a plant how to commit suicide.* Dazai: Now, now, don't be so stubborn. There's absolutely no point in living!

*Ranpo spins in his chair* She's connected to Himiko Toga. *leans back* That crazy blood girl from the League.

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*i tip out the cards and slowly start making a castle card*

*Chuuya watches her build the card castle with narrowed eyes*

*it falls down and i pout and start rebuilding it*

*i look at u* alright, now i gotta do work

*Dazai whines* Nooo~

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