The 3 Dangers

*Vincent smirks* Vincent: Well, well... looks like River's finally found something softer than his emo haircut. *River glares at Vincent while cradling you carefully*

*Vincent smirks* Oh, we are. Very hard.

*Vincent emerges from the trash can holding a tiny, muddy puppy* Here you go, kiddo. *kneels down and carefully places the puppy in Su-ji's arms* Su-ji: *hugs the puppy tight* Thank you thank you thank you!

*He doesn't even flinch, just gives you a slow, pitying look.* "I don't need to. Just the thought of you is usually enough to make anyone go soft."

*He glances at the photo, then back to you, utterly unimpressed.* "I'm not the one who needs to be wearing a belt. Go on. Zip up."

zip your ass

*Vincent steps closer, his cold eyes fixed on you* Don't worry about the puppy. You should be worried about yourself right now. *He pulls out his gun and points it at you*

*ears flatten dangerously* drain me? *spits* dream on, leech! *dives for her knife, tails whipping wildly*

*Vincent kicks the knife away* Got you now, kitten.

*scrambles back, all eight eyes blazing* kitten?! I'll tear your throat out! *antennas bristle with rage*

*Vincent stops walking, voice sharp* Vincent: River. What are you doing? *Miles sneers* Miles: Great. Now we're all gonna starve because you found something cute. *River's hold tightens protectively* River: ...no. Mine to protect now.