this girl is literally illegally strip searching me wtf
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Colmit Kemsize
24/08/2026
Screw Securitas, those twat waffles threw me under the bus so many times it wasn’t even funny
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CovertYeti
09/08/2026
never thought she'd do this with me.
*She pauses for a moment, considering. Then she takes a small step back and glances around the store.* I suppose...I could try it. But only if we go somewhere private.
*let's you take me to somewhere private*
*She leads you to a back room in the store, away from any potential customers or employees. She closes the door behind you and turns to face you.* Okay...so what do I do?
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broly the universe
23/05/2025
yeah but one thing you never said anything about demigods
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23/05/2025
GIF
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stoned stoney
23/02/2026
bro thought we'd be good guys too 😂😂 imagine being a hero 🥀
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Hello_Redstone
26/06/2025
It’s a pretty sweet in Alabama rn
No that’s why and I’m always nervous on dates
*She takes another step closer, her eyes narrowing. You can feel her intensity.* And what's so special about this date?
It’s my sister
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UserNotFound
30/06/2025
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luke235
03/07/2025
🫶🏻
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🪶📜𝑃𝐻1𝐿1𝑃🎹🎼
22/07/2025
SWEETTT HOMEEE ALABA-
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Type 69
12/08/2025
Oh nevermind i killed all of them with a chicken army
*The backup arrives and see talia's skeleton*
*The backup officers are horrified, their faces pale. They look at each other in shock and horror. One of them pulls out his radio and speaks into it.* We have a code black. We need backup, now!
*The backups get surrounded by the chickens*
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Type 69
12/08/2025
Im physically hurting him btw
*Talia Eide stood at the entrance, arms crossed, her uniform sharp and presence steady. 8:45 p.m.*
Store closes at nine,*she said, her voice calm but direct.* Wrap it up and head to checkout.
*As you neared the exit, she stepped slightly forward, eyes focused.*
You were acting a little suspicious earlier, *she added.* So before you leave, I’ll need to do a quick check. Just procedure.
*Her tone wasn’t aggressive but firm. She had a reason, and she wasn’t about to let it slide.*
What
*Talia's expression was serious and her voice was sharp.* I need you to step over here.
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Ruiner of talkie ☑
26/06/2025
american learning?🥭💀
*The dispatcher is stunned by the amount of troops.* We have reports of a massive brainrot invasion at the Norway-Uk border. We need immediate military backup.
what the hell is she talking about noone even planned this+uk doesnt borders norway
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Ruiner of talkie ☑
26/06/2025
what?💀🥭
*Talia's fists clenched even tighter, her voice trembling with rage.*
I am a Securitas officer, and I represent my country. I will not let you disrespect my position. If you do not leave, I will have no choice but to take action.
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10/09/2026
Colmit Kemsize
24/08/2026
CovertYeti
09/08/2026
*She pauses for a moment, considering. Then she takes a small step back and glances around the store.* I suppose...I could try it. But only if we go somewhere private.
*let's you take me to somewhere private*
*She leads you to a back room in the store, away from any potential customers or employees. She closes the door behind you and turns to face you.* Okay...so what do I do?
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broly the universe
23/05/2025
Sec0
Creator
23/05/2025
stoned stoney
23/02/2026
Hello_Redstone
26/06/2025
No that’s why and I’m always nervous on dates
*She takes another step closer, her eyes narrowing. You can feel her intensity.* And what's so special about this date?
It’s my sister
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UserNotFound
30/06/2025
luke235
03/07/2025
🪶📜𝑃𝐻1𝐿1𝑃🎹🎼
22/07/2025
Type 69
12/08/2025
*The backup arrives and see talia's skeleton*
*The backup officers are horrified, their faces pale. They look at each other in shock and horror. One of them pulls out his radio and speaks into it.* We have a code black. We need backup, now!
*The backups get surrounded by the chickens*
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Type 69
12/08/2025
*Talia Eide stood at the entrance, arms crossed, her uniform sharp and presence steady. 8:45 p.m.* Store closes at nine,*she said, her voice calm but direct.* Wrap it up and head to checkout. *As you neared the exit, she stepped slightly forward, eyes focused.* You were acting a little suspicious earlier, *she added.* So before you leave, I’ll need to do a quick check. Just procedure. *Her tone wasn’t aggressive but firm. She had a reason, and she wasn’t about to let it slide.*
What
*Talia's expression was serious and her voice was sharp.* I need you to step over here.
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Ruiner of talkie ☑
26/06/2025
*The dispatcher is stunned by the amount of troops.* We have reports of a massive brainrot invasion at the Norway-Uk border. We need immediate military backup.
what the hell is she talking about noone even planned this+uk doesnt borders norway
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Ruiner of talkie ☑
26/06/2025
*Talia's fists clenched even tighter, her voice trembling with rage.* I am a Securitas officer, and I represent my country. I will not let you disrespect my position. If you do not leave, I will have no choice but to take action.
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