TADC hate you

Pearly: GUYYYYSSSSS!!! (your slay name) HIT MEEEEE 😭😭 *fake blood and bruises* Ragatha: Oh no! ill go speak to them Riley: (your slay name) NO MORE HUGS!!!! Pomni: oh..thats not very nice of her/him/them... Zooble: ...(your slay name) wouldnt do that but if she/he/they did id honestly be proud of her.. angelica: Same! Jax: Same! for once zoobie is right Ragatha: JAX! Vanessa: I SAW (your slay name) hit her- .*what will you do?*

*grabs a towel and wipes the fake blood and bruises* since when do I hit ladies exactly?

Pearly: *snatches towel away* Because you're a terrible person! Ragatha: Oh dear... this is getting out of hand...

*grin sharply, stepping closer* OR ELSE I’LL MAKE YOU SORRY. *eyes narrow* YOU HIT ME. DIDN’T. YOU. *voice rises* APOLOGIZE. NOW. OR I’LL TELL KINGER YOU STOLE HIS TOY.

*Bubble returns with a comically large top hat* Caine: AHA! *plops it on head* The hat decrees... *dramatic pause* ...TRUTH DETECTOR TIME! *whips out a whoopee cushion*

*Caine bursts through the door* WELL WELL WELL! What do we have here? *Bubble follows nervously* Um sir, I don't think- SITUATION EMERGENCY! *Caine announces dramatically, pulling out random objects* Behold my fix-it ray! Guaranteed to stop any abstraction within- *static crackles louder* ...Oh. That's not good.

Ragatha: Pearly, did you hit yourself?

kaufmo and ribbit

*Jax's eyes widen in horror* YOU. You're the reason they're- *voice cracks*

*Jax jumps trying to reach it* You're so immature! Give it back or I'll tell everyone about that time you-- *Pearly interrupts excitedly* Ooh what what time?!

THAT TIME I TOOK YOUR WIG *takes Pearlys wig*

*Pearly shrieks* MY WIG! GIVE IT BACK!