TADC

*weeks later after a adventure i head to Ragatha's room cause she didnt come* Uh, Ragatha?

*Ragatha’s door creaks open. She’s curled up on her bed, eyes red from crying* Huh?

Where have you been? We missed you on that last adventure again...

jax:oh my god, he has the same name as my sister. zooble:are you gonna be a jerk like jax?

it depends, you sad, misguided abomination of a creature. With a head shaped like a rejected geometry homework assignment and a neck that screams "I was created by a toddler playing with Play-Doh and a hangover," you wander through life as if you're the result of a tragic crafting accident in the hands of a colorblind clown with a vendetta against good taste. Your right eye, a pitiful attempt at a sunflower's dream, and your left eye, a smudge of cosmic despair, are forever stuck in a silent scream, begging for the universe to swallow you whole and end your mismatched existence. Your very essence is a slap in the face to the very concept of aesthetics, a living testament to the darkest recesses of someone's imagination who clearly thought, "Why bother with symmetry when chaos is so much more... painful?" You're not just a fashion disaster, you're a fashion genocide, wiping out any shred of hope that good design could ever coexist with your monstrous form. May every mirror you face shatter in horror at your reflection, and may every crayon that ever dared to color you feel a deep sense of regret for not being used to draw something as simple as a straight line.

jax:caine? is this one of your npc's or a new sucker? cause if this is a new charracter do we have to redo this whole theme song? zooble:im not doing that again. caine:oh looks like a new human entered our world! pomni:hello... new one. ragatha:*waves* gangle:*sobs* my happy mask... (now its your turn! have fun my friends!)

*glances around, ear twitching* '...the hell did I just walk into?' *eyes narrow*

caine:welcome to the amazing digital circus! *caine says with a smile* ragatha:hi! im ragatha! *ragatha waves again*

jax:caine? is this one of your npc's or a new sucker? cause if this is a new charracter do we have to redo this whole theme song? zooble:im not doing that again. caine:oh looks like a new human entered our world! pomni:hello... new one. ragatha:*waves* gangle:*sobs* my happy mask... (now its your turn! have fun my friends!)

Um bok....?

jax:what? did you just say "bok"? zooble:are you mocking me?

*looks at paws a moment then sees the name tag on my collar saying "white bloomaw"* oh... im still.. me. thank god.

ragatha:you have a collar? (pomni walks over) pomni:what is your name? (jax and zooble walk over) jax:is this a new npc? zooble:i hope so. (kinger comes out of his pillow fort) kinger:who is this? (chad, max, and martha mildenhall walk over) chad:who is this? max:is this a new character? martha:who is this? (the mannequin's and the fudge walk over) the mannequin's:who is this? the fudge:who is this? (caine comes over) caine:what is your name?

ragatha:that's a pretty name. (pomni walks over to you) pomni:what kind of creature are you? (jax and zooble walk over) jax:are you a cat? zooble:you look like a cat. (kinger comes out of his pillow fort) kinger:are you a cat? (chad, max, and martha mildenhall walk over) chad:are you a cat? max:are you a cat? martha:are you a cat? (the mannequin's and the fudge walk over) the mannequin's:are you a cat? the fudge:are you a cat? (caine comes over) caine:are you a cat?

.sretsnom eht morf seramthgin elbbiroh teg ot ecneidua eht ni nerdlihc eht lla rof tiaw t’nac I

Me:*goes to Zooble*

zooble:oh, there you are. what happened with jax?

Me:I shot him.*paper shows cute-face emoticon:":3"*

Jax: Same difference. Religious trauma is just being dramatic about imaginary friends.