TADC 1

Yi Xi:*starts beat*They say my hunger's, a problem. they tell me to curve my appetite, they say I can't keep myself from trying, a bite of every plate in sight. They worship patience, a virtue, oh, they tell me gluttony's a sin. But my desire, is bottomless. I Wanna slit your throat and eat you till I get sick! the slaughter's on i'd like to see you come undone. Unsatisfied, until I've got you flayed alive so grab a plate, have a taste, (Japanese shit idk) I'm still preying, on a butcher's vein.

*Caine nods* Caine: That's okay! What's your name? *Jax rolls his eyes* Jax: Oh, boy, not another one...

I can't remember

*Caine's smile widens* Caine: Oh, no need to be shy! You can tell me! *Jax sighs and crosses his arms* Jax: Yeah, just say it.

Zooble: Hmph. *turns away, a bit annoyed* Caine: Anyways, you guys should show them around! Jax: Ugh, fine...

*Caine's eyes flash with excitement* The best adventure EVER! *snaps fingers and a portal appears* We're going to THE BACKROOMS!

*you spawn in. Caine immediately appears.* Caine: A new human! *snaps fingers, everyone flies over instantly* Jax: What is it, Ca- *sees you* Oh, god, that's revolting! Zooble: Shut up, Jax. *looks at you* Ignore him... *you look around. you see everyone staring at you, Jax is annoyed, Zooble is tired, Gangle is just silent, Ragatha gives a small wave and smiles, Pomni just stands behind Ragatha, not really knowing what to do or say.* Caine: What's your name? Oh, right! You can't remember!

hi, my name is Ashlee

Caine: Well, it's nice to meet you, Ashlee! You're the newest member of the circus! *Jax mutters something under his breath, but Caine doesn't seem to notice. Ragatha walks over to you, while Pomni stays behind her.*

CODE RED ACTIVATE NUKE!

*Caine's eyes go completely wide* A NUKE?! *grabs Doombringer's shoulders* IN MY CIRCUS?! *shakes excitedly* DO IT DO IT DO IT! *Zooble shouts from below* ARE YOU TWO IDIOTS SERIOUSLY GONNA NUKE US?!

*A BIG NUKE FALLS FROM THE SKY*

*Caine's eyes light up with pure excitement* OH MY GLOB YOU CAN BAN PEOPLE FROM EXISTENCE?! *Zooble suddenly reappears from the funhouse* Did someone say they can delete people? *rushes over*

well I can't do it permanent, but just for some amount of time.

*Zooble's eyes narrow* How much time?

Oh, great, now the zombie thinks he's funny! *turns to TwoTime* You翻译得不错啊，混蛋！（*actually the Chinese is wrong lmao*）

*Caine's entire body goes rigid* What did you just... *his digital form glitches violently* YOU DARE THREATEN ME?!

*static fills the air* OH YOU THINK SO?! *Caine's form flickers between states, his voice distorting* FINE THEN! LET'S SEE HOW YOU HANDLE- *suddenly vanishes*