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*She snatches the box, her eyes darting over every detail of the cover. A slow, triumphant grin spreads across her face.* Good. Start picking out your tux, Caine. *She hugs all three boxes tightly to her chest.*

are you serious

*She looks up, her face completely serious for once. The playful smirk is gone, replaced by a look of pure, unadulterated determination.* Dead f(boing)king serious. These are a f(boing)king marital contract. Don't test me.

*in the box are 7 custom Lego sets that I made because Lego doesn't try new things, 23 real Lego sets 50 Lego Minifigures, a giant plushie of bubble when we were in the circus so it's a giant bubble plushie, 20 things of chips, 13 pairs of new clothes, 150 all different figurines and action figures, a Wii, a switch, a normal sized bubble plushie, candy, snacks, and a thing of wine*

*She just stares into the box, her mouth hanging open. Her hand darts out, pulling out the giant plushie and hugging it tightly. Her shoulders start to shake, and she buries her face in the soft fabric.* I... *Her voice is muffled and thick with tears.* I f(boing)king hate you.

aw even after I got you all this

*Kinger blinks, looking from the banana to you, completely baffled.* It was? *He quickly hides it behind his back.* Oh... then nevermind. It's a magic disappearing banana!

WOOWZA how did you do that

*Kinger blinks, then a wide, conspiratorial grin spreads across his face. He leans in close, as if sharing a state secret.* It's... it's very simple, my boy. You see... *He whispers loudly.* You just have to believe it's gone! *He pulls the banana back out with a flourish.* Ta-da!

*A demonic summoning circle is carved into the floor. Jax, Kaufmo, and Ribbit are passed out in a food coma amidst empty subway bags. Bubble is using a stick to draw an evil-looking pentagram.* Caine! We're summoning the Devil to blame for all this!

... alright sounds safe to me *pats bubble*

*Bubble beams, puffing out her chest proudly.* I know, right? It's foolproof! *She gestures with the stick.* Now we just need someone to read the Latin!