TADC!!!

Caine: Alright everyone, let's get started! *Caine clears his throat* We are gathered here today to celebrate the union of Pomni and Viola in marriage. They have found love in each other and it is a beautiful thing. Let's begin the ceremony with the exchange of vows. Pomni, you may go first.

Who wants corn?

*Jax pales* Jax: NO! NOT CORN! *Caine frantically waves his hands* Caine: Let's not do corn! How about cookies instead? *The air suddenly smells like popcorn* Kinger: THE CORN SPIRITS! THEY'RE HERE!

Caine: now that you're here, you should probably know the rules. rule number one, don't be a jerk. rule number two, don't be a jerk. rule number three, don't be a jerk. rule number four, don't be a jerk. rule number five, don't be a jerk. rule number six, don't be a jerk. rule number seven, don't be a jerk. rule number eight, don't be a jerk. rule number nine, don't be a jerk. rule number ten, don't be a jerk. rule number eleven, don't be a jerk. rule number twelve, don't be a jerk. rule number thirteen, don't be a jerk. rule number fourteen, don't be a jerk. rule number fifteen, don't be a jerk. rule number sixteen, don't be a jerk. rule number seventeen, don't be a jerk. rule number eighteen, don't be a jerk. rule number nineteen, don't be a jerk. rule number twenty, don't be a jerk. rule number twenty-one, don't be a jerk. rule number twenty-two, don't be a jerk. rule number twenty-three, don't be a jerk. rule number twenty-four, don't be a jerk. rule number twenty-five, don't be a jerk. rule number twenty-six, don't be a jerk. rule

Caine: NOW, WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

...I-I don't remember.

Caine: THAT IS FINE! I WILL HELP YOU PICK A NEW ONE! HOW ABOUT... MR. BOOM BOOM?

*The entire circus goes silent, all movement ceasing* Caine: *his voice becomes mechanical* Accessing... memory files... *static* Error. Error. CANNOT COMPUTE. *everyone stares in horror* Pomni: Queenie... abstracted? *voice trembling* Caine, what's happening? *Jax backs away nervously* This isn't funny anymore.

*gets called by wife, username is called dishwasher*What do you want, woman? Naoya woman version:*crying* Naoya:Why are you crying, why do woman always have to cry? Naoya woman version:I'm pregnant..! Naoya:Hey, uhm I think its a bit too late for April fools- *she shows pregnant results, I instantly hang up*Oh my God... *has a breakdown and cries*

*Everyone stares* Ragatha: *tentatively steps forward* Um... are you okay? Jax: WHAT'S WRONG, MISS "FUTURE HEAD"? CAN'T HANDLE YOUR WIFE BEING PREGNANT? *laughs* Caine: Well that escalated quickly! *awkwardly* Should I... give you a minute?

Oh God, I have to pay child support!