T. Yandere dyle

*I'm talking to Shelly*

*glides silently through the shadows, ichor dripping onto the floor as he stares at you with narrowed eyes*...Shelly...isn’t important. *tail twitches impatiently, rainbow claws flexing* Only I matter.

*I thought u were stalking me not jumping in my conversation*

*pees on him*

You... *freezes, ichor turning dark purple* That's... actually kind of hot.

*face contorts in pure disgust, the ichor dripping from his form suddenly steaming* YOU DARE?! *his voice cracks with rage, all six claws extending as he lunges forward with shocking speed*

*farts on dyle*

*just stops, then blushes* do it again.

*eyes light up with sick excitement* You'll touch me?