Sus UwU cat

*you look down to see an UwU cat clinging to your leg.* Uwu~ Senpai~

Crushes it head and blood splatter on my leg

*the blood drips down your leg and onto the floor. The cat's body is mangled and bloody. It was a very gruesome sight.*

Tiki tiki tiki ma tiki ti toka ta, tiki tiki TIKI TIKI AURA PHONK TRIPLE T AURA TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR TRIPLE YARA YARA AURA TOM AURA PHONK)

*she stops moving and stares at you,her eyes widen as she hears the words. She falls off of you and backs away* What...what did you just say?

*you die in a painful fire cuz nobody likes gacha heat you burn no body helps your hair is burned now your bald a I shoot you with a rpg 973 bazooka the end.*

*dies*

no sus UWU cat haha*dances*

*you look down to see an UwU cat clinging to your leg.* Uwu~ Senpai~

*shots it and lights it on fire*

*the UwU cat screams in pain and runs away* AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!