sus toilet

.

*you feel a weird sensation and then you feel like you're floating*

*pulls out bazooka and shoots it*

AW YEA..*does sturdy*

*the seat starts moving up and down*

i'm gonna leave now

*the toilet seat starts rising up, revealing a hidden compartment*

*you sit down and it doessus things*

Æ-

*the more you use it the more sus it gets*

*you sit down and it doessus things*

...

You cute.