sus Deku x Bakugo

you: *walks in and sees Deku and Bakugo kissing in YOUR dorm!* what the- Bakugo: *stops kissing Deku and looks at you* WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU DAMN EXTRA?!?! *blushing so hard pulls away from deku* Deku: Kacchan, that's a bit rude- Bakugo: SHUT IT YOU CUTE BROCCOLI!!! Deku: *blushes and shuts up*

I'm leaving this life *spawns a knife in my hand*

Bakugo: what are you doing?! Deku: oh no! *gets up and runs towards you*

Deku, don't just stand there! *Bakugo snaps, gently lowering you the rest of the way.* I said water! Now! *Deku jumps, stammering an apology as he scrambles towards the kitchen.*

zero.... Zzz

*Bakugo presses two fingers to your neck, scowling.* Her pulse is weak... *Deku rushes back, fumbling with a glass of water and a damp towel.* I got them! What do we do, Kacchan?