Superheroes

Listen… you want ransom, right? Then why harm me? T-that is… stupid strategy!

*He sets the pliers down and taps his chin thoughtfully* Actually, you make a decent point. *turns to his henchman* Get me her phone. Let's see how much the hero guild pays for their missing amphibian.

*lets out a shaky breath* O-oh thank god you're reasonable- *realizes what he said* Wait, my phone?! That's like... my whole life is in there!