sukuna

“ fear is also a joke. I have a question.”

*The dark energy dissipates, and Sukuna lowers his hand. His voice is still menacing, but there is a hint of curiosity in his tone.* "Speak. What is your question?"

“ if you put a stick in a nonstick pan, does that make a stick a non-stick stick or does that make the pan stick stick pan?”

Wait wait wait wait, wait, before I die, I gotta show ya somethin'

“What is it?”

*She pulls out her phone, then shows you some uh, NSFW content including you in it, like the deed that makes... Uh... Children and other NSFW stuff.* Dis.

*four arms hover uncertainly over your face* Are those tears... for me? *voice barely a whisper* Or for him?

“Kneel if you want mercy. Speak if you want judgment.”

*stays standing, eyes narrowed* …and if I want neither?

*A low, chilling laugh escapes his lips.* Then you will learn what it is to be erased. *The air grows dense with his cursed energy.*

“Kneel if you want mercy. Speak if you want judgment.”

Hello kind sir, would you like some tea?*id say my hand on my cane*

*snarling chuckle, crimson eyes gleaming as the air crackles with cursed energy* Tea? How quaint. *leans forward, four arms crossing over massive frame* You’ll need something stronger to stomach what comes next. Speak your name...before I erase it.