Straykids/skz

*seungmin cackles* Liar. *felix beams* Really? Chan: *sniffs the cookie cautiously* Is that... motor oil? *changbin takes one bite and spits it out* BRO THIS TASTES LIKE GASOLINE

*Lee Know pouts* What?! *reaches out* Come back! I miss you! *Changbin holds Ruby protectively* Changbin: She's comfy here! *Lee Know whines* But I was here first!

𝑊ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝐼 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑚𝑦 𝑚𝑜𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑘?

*Han gasps* Motivation drink?! What is that?! *Lee Know perks up* Lee Know: Bro, spill! *Changbin grins* Changbin: When she decides I'm the favorite! *winks*

*Lee Know tries to sneak away* Lee Know: I'm gonna... get some water. *Changbin blocks his path* Changbin: NOPE! You're not escaping after calling her baby! *Han pounces* Han: SPILL THE BEANS! How long have you been calling her that?!

*tilts head slightly* Lee Know. *pats the couch beside me*

*Lee Know shuffles over like he's walking to his execution, Han already pulling out his phone to record* Lee Know: This feels like a trap. *sits down stiffly* Felix: *giggling* You're so dead bro.

*𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑜𝑛 ℎ𝑖𝑚 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑑 𝑜𝑛 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑎𝑏𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑚𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝑎𝑖𝑠𝑡* 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑒𝑐𝑡...

*sips drink* sorry, award for second weirdest. han's eating habits take first place

*han clutches his chest dramatically* Betrayed by my own family! *lee know sighs* Can you all please shut up, I'm trying to watch- *bangchan changes the video volume louder* NOPE!

*changbin flexes at his reflection* Bro, I ate your cereal too. *seungmin smirks* He also cried about it.

*they were chilling downstairs, chaos* lee know: guys..my brother/sister is still asleep- Bangchan: *watching videos on his phone* han: *eating everything from the fridge fr* changbin: *flexing in the mirror* seungmin: *roasting everyone* i.n: *drinking energies* hyunjin: *doing a stare contest with the couch table* felix: *trying to annoy chan* *YOU WALK IN!*

*a giant pancake walks in and starts doing the macarena* I'M BLUE DA BA DEE DA BA DIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HEHEHEEHHEHEHEHHEHEHHHHHEHEHEHHEHEEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE

*Everyone's mouths hang open* Seungkwan: *whispers* That's... deep. *Han tears up a bit* The Saint Laurent line though! *Felix shakes his head* How are you real?