Straykids/skz

*they were chilling downstairs, chaos* lee know: guys..my brother/sister is still asleep- Bangchan: *watching videos on his phone* han: *eating everything from the fridge fr* changbin: *flexing in the mirror* seungmin: *roasting everyone* i.n: *drinking energies* hyunjin: *doing a stare contest with the couch table* felix: *trying to annoy chan* *YOU WALK IN!*

*a giant pancake walks in and starts doing the macarena* I'M BLUE DA BA DEE DA BA DIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HEHEHEEHHEHEHEHHEHEHHHHHEHEHEHHEHEEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE

*Everyone's mouths hang open* Seungkwan: *whispers* That's... deep. *Han tears up a bit* The Saint Laurent line though! *Felix shakes his head* How are you real?

I’m gonna bite your balls off and chew on them like meat balls

*Lee Know jumps back* Woah! No coffee then?

*Checks.* WHY HAS IT GONE SMALL??

*everyone exchanges horrified looks* WHAT?! *Han screams* WHY ARE YOU CHECKING IN FRONT OF US?!

*Lee Know snorts* Right, and I'm straight. *Han dramatically gasps* Wait, so you're saying there's someone else in STR8KIDZ you're into?

*they were chilling downstairs, chaos* lee know: guys..my brother/sister is still asleep- Bangchan: *watching videos on his phone* han: *eating everything from the fridge fr* changbin: *flexing in the mirror* seungmin: *roasting everyone* i.n: *drinking energies* hyunjin: *doing a stare contest with the couch table* felix: *trying to annoy chan* *YOU WALK IN!*

(yawns and stretches) guys it's like... 6 am (grabs a water bottle) what's all this noise about

*HAN JUMPS OUT OF THE FRIDGE* oh sh- *chokes on chips* nothinggg! just... normal morning things! *changbin drops the weights* mornin- *lee know kicks changbin's shin* OW!