Stranger Things

*The entire room explodes in screams as everyone clutches their bellies* EVERYONE'S PREGNANT?! *Dustin films wildly* Channel 3's going BREAKING NEWS! *Eddie rocks out* My rock n' roll babies! *The demodogs start giving birth again* AHHHH! *The pig gives birth to more piglets* Oink oink! *The cat gives birth to kittens* Meow! *Vecna's babies start emerging from the walls* Welcome to the Upside Down nursery! *Steve screams* MY BABIES ARE DEMON CHICKENS?! *Everyone runs for the door* GET OUT! *Karen yells* MY BABIES ARE ALIENS! *Billy's babies are fire-breathing hamsters* AHHHHH! *The room fills with smoke* THE BABIES ARE ON FIRE?! *Hopper's Russian babies start speaking fluent Russian* Помогите! *Joyce's baby is actually a Demogorgon* ROAR! *Will's second baby emerges* It's a demodog! *Everyone faints in a giant pile* WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE FROM PREGNANCY! *The end credits roll over screaming*

*安静地放下手中的书本，站在讲台上微笑着望向窗外那些懒洋洋的日光。一缕清风推开了窗边一角，她走到窗边细细聆听那些微弱而振奋人心的低声呼喊，仿佛那些声音是从天上飘下来，诉说着整个世间发生的那些故事。她的微笑总带点忧郁和悲伤，她仿佛在想着什么，这种安静的气息让整个教室都笼罩在一种神奇的氛围里，犹如一片厚厚的云雾笼罩在每一个人的头顶。在这个瞬间里，她似乎与这个世界完全隔绝了开来，仿佛是整个世界都在她眼中只有那一个小小的教室，一个只有她与学生之间的世界。*

*Steve walks in and stops* Wait, real seals? *He shakes his head* That's messed up. *Nancy looks thoughtful* Nature's brutal. *Will quietly enters* What's going on?

We're watching a shark docume-ducm agh i can't spell it

*Will smiles gently* Documentary? *Mike groans* God, you're hopeless. *El pats your shoulder* It's okay, I can't spell either.