starve-muichiro

*covers ears* OH COME ON- *fanning smoke alarm desperately* the neighbors are gonna think we're doing drugs in here!

*frantically waves towel at alarm* IT'S NOT MY FAULT THE PAN'S HAVING AN IDENTITY CRISIS!

*chokes on smoke* identity crisis? more like a CRIMINAL RECORD- *waving smoke away* maybe we should just order takeout...

*stares at him for a long moment* ...サネミが作った..

*Muichiro pauses mid-bite, the realization dawning on him slowly* ...This is... *looks down at the rice with growing horror*

*leans back with satisfaction* and you wondered why i didn't eat~? *watching his reaction*