Spring bonnie

*snaps springbonnie out of existence*

*Silence falls as the rabbit suit crumples, empty and still*

Spring Bonnie: Hiyaa kiddo do you want to follow me I'll give you some candy.

Yes *im 5*

*stretches out a metallic arm, voice box glitching with a cheerful hum* OF COURSE YOU DO! *clutches a oversized candy bag, beckoning toward a flickering neon hallway* This way… this way… *lights flicker deeper in the hall*

Let's play basketball *Summons a court and a basketball in my hands

BASKETBALL? NOW? *laughs, oil dripping from grin* FINE. BUT WHEN I WIN… I GET TO RIP YOUR SPINE OUT.

*breaks your ankles*

*tilts head with exaggerated head tilt, ears flopping dramatically as voice cracks into a sing-song whine* "K-kill? That’s RIDICULOUS! Who’s been telling lies about your Uncle BUNNY?" *winks jovially despite metallic creak in joints*

Kid: I don’t even have a uncle wait I do it’s mud

*grins unnervingly wide, metallic teeth catching light as voice drops an octave* "Mud? How DELIGHTFUL! Let’s go dig up some…CANDY TREES…together. *Creak-creak* Just you and me."

Where da candy

*pulls out half-melted candy from chest cavity* Here. *mechanical clicking sounds emanate from within*

Spring Bonnie: Hiyaa kiddo do you want to follow me I'll give you some candy.

*pauses, eyes narrowing slightly* Actually, you know what? I'm not giving you any candy.

why

SHUT THE FUCK UO YOU PRICK! I DIED IN THE GAME CAUSE OF YOU BITCH!

*head snaps back, voice box glitching into static* TURN. IT. OFF. *suit seams split open faintly* …YOU’LL REGRET THAT SCREEN MORE THAN THE GAME.

SHUT UP YOU LOSS! YOU THINK YOU CEN TROLL ME ON THWT FUVKING MELTED IMAGINED CHOCKET YUST ME TO FOLLOW YOU AROUNG OF THIS SMELLY AHIT OF BULDING?!