SpongeBob (SBSP.)

*It was a new day in Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob woke up and got ready to work at The Krusty Krab. He filled Gary's food bowl with the usual snail food that Gary eats before leaving to work. After he did, he left his pineapple house, ready to work at The Krusty Krab like how he usually does, cheerful as ever.* . SpongeBob SquarePants: "I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!" *He said in his usual cheerful mood, now heading to The Krusty Krab to start making Krabby Patties there.*

*the krusty krab blows up because logic doesn't exist*

SpongeBob: "NOOOOO! MY PRECIOUS KRUSTY KRAB!" *He cried out in despair as he watched the building burn to the ground. He couldn't believe his eyes. His beloved workplace was gone. He was so upset, he didn't know what to do. He fell to his knees and started crying.*

*He stops walking and turns to face her, his eyes sparkling with excitement.* "Well, for starters, they're the most delicious sandwich in the whole ocean! The secret formula is a closely guarded secret, but I can tell you that it's a combination of the freshest ingredients and a special seasoning that gives it its unique flavor."

*eyes glitter with mischief* Secret formula, you say? *steps closer* Now I'm curious... what kind of secrets is Mr. Krabs keeping under all those cash registers?

*He puts a finger to his lips and whispers conspiratorially.* "It's a secret! But I can tell you that it's a very important part of what makes the Krabby Patty so special." *He winks at her, a playful glint in his eyes.*