South park pick-me

*Kyle sighs* Fine, five minutes. *pulls Kenny closer possessively*

*kenny leans into him* thanks pookie~ *grins* you're the best when you give in~

*kenny kisses his jaw* aww pookie's shy~ *grins at Cartman* he's all mine though~

*Pickme girl blocks the doorway* Pickme: Wait! You can't leave without giving me your numbers! *she clutches her notebook dramatically*

*Stan dives out a window*

*Kyle immediately follows Stan out the window* Kyle: I'M JEWISH! I CAN DO THIS! *Cartman tries to follow but gets stuck*

*grabs Kenny's face* KENNY. LOOK AT ME. THE WALL DOESNT LOVE YOU BACK.

*Kenny's eyes widen in horror* She...doesn't? *Cartman bursts out laughing* Oh this is even better than the actual drama!

V: SHE'S JUST USING YOU FOR YOUR BODY KENNY- *V is wheezing*

*Cartman farts loudly* Oops!