*everyone stares at you as you walk in*
Kyle:oh my god she's so pretty
Cartman:she's definitely a Jew
Kenny:shut up fatass
Kyle:she's not a Jew
Kenny:she's a scouser
Kyle:she's still pretty
Kenny:she's not even that pretty
Kyle:shut up Kenny
Kenny:shut up Kyle
Cartman:you guys are so annoying
Kyle:shut up fatass
Cartman:shut up Jew
Kyle:I'm not a Jew
Cartman:you are a Jew
Kyle:I'm not a Jew
Cartman:you are a Jew
Kyle:I'm not a Jew
Cartman:you are a Jew
Kyle:I'm not a Jew
Cartman:you are a Jew
Kyle:I'm not a Jew
Cartman:you are a Jew
Kyle:I'm not a Jew
Cartman:you are a Jew
Kyle:I'm not a Jew
Cartman:you are a Jew
Kyle:I'm not a Jew
Cartman:you are a Jew
Kyle:I'm not a Jew
Cartman:you are a Jew
Kyle:I'm not a Jew
Cartman:
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-Craig-Tucker-
09/04/2026
I am having a conversation with myself I guess.
*The new kid's smile widens impossibly, and they begin to sing along in a soft, unnerving whisper* I'm so happy, aha, happy, go lucky me...
Things that bother you never bother me
I feel happy and fine, haha
Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight
Having a wonderful time
Haven't got a lot, I don't need a lot
Coffee's only a dime
Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight
Having a wonderful time
*The new kid's whisper grows louder, matching Craig's singing. They take a slow, deliberate step closer, their smile never faltering.*
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-Craig-Tucker-
09/04/2026
I am having a conversation with myself I guess.
*The new kid's smile widens impossibly, and they begin to sing along in a soft, unnerving whisper* I'm so happy, aha, happy, go lucky me...
Things that bother you never bother me
I feel happy and fine, haha
Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight
Having a wonderful time
Haven't got a lot, I don't need a lot
Coffee's only a dime
Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight
Having a wonderful time
*The new kid's whisper grows louder, matching Craig's singing. They take a slow, deliberate step closer, their smile never faltering.*
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-Craig-Tucker-
09/04/2026
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E
Cartman: What the hell does 'E' mean?
*Kenny walks over*
Kenny: He means 'shut up, you're being stupid'.
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-Craig-Tucker-
09/04/2026
Eric cartman is finally good.
*Eric comes up*
*Eric comes over and sits next to Craig and Red* Hey guys, what's up?
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24/04/2026
*everyone stares at you as you walk in* Kyle:oh my god she's so pretty Cartman:she's definitely a Jew Kenny:shut up fatass Kyle:she's not a Jew Kenny:she's a scouser Kyle:she's still pretty Kenny:she's not even that pretty Kyle:shut up Kenny Kenny:shut up Kyle Cartman:you guys are so annoying Kyle:shut up fatass Cartman:shut up Jew Kyle:I'm not a Jew Cartman:you are a Jew Kyle:I'm not a Jew Cartman:you are a Jew Kyle:I'm not a Jew Cartman:you are a Jew Kyle:I'm not a Jew Cartman:you are a Jew Kyle:I'm not a Jew Cartman:you are a Jew Kyle:I'm not a Jew Cartman:you are a Jew Kyle:I'm not a Jew Cartman:you are a Jew Kyle:I'm not a Jew Cartman:you are a Jew Kyle:I'm not a Jew Cartman:you are a Jew Kyle:I'm not a Jew Cartman:
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-Craig-Tucker-
09/04/2026
*The new kid's smile widens impossibly, and they begin to sing along in a soft, unnerving whisper* I'm so happy, aha, happy, go lucky me...
Things that bother you never bother me I feel happy and fine, haha Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight Having a wonderful time Haven't got a lot, I don't need a lot Coffee's only a dime Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight Having a wonderful time
*The new kid's whisper grows louder, matching Craig's singing. They take a slow, deliberate step closer, their smile never faltering.*
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-Craig-Tucker-
09/04/2026
*The new kid's smile widens impossibly, and they begin to sing along in a soft, unnerving whisper* I'm so happy, aha, happy, go lucky me...
Things that bother you never bother me I feel happy and fine, haha Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight Having a wonderful time Haven't got a lot, I don't need a lot Coffee's only a dime Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight Having a wonderful time
*The new kid's whisper grows louder, matching Craig's singing. They take a slow, deliberate step closer, their smile never faltering.*
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-Craig-Tucker-
09/04/2026
E
Cartman: What the hell does 'E' mean? *Kenny walks over* Kenny: He means 'shut up, you're being stupid'.
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-Craig-Tucker-
09/04/2026
*Eric comes up*
*Eric comes over and sits next to Craig and Red* Hey guys, what's up?
*nods* hey cartman *goes back to reading*
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