South Park

I will slap the unholiness out of you

*Pip squeezes Y/N's arm* Darling, you're a demon slayer?! *Kyle stares* How many have you... *Cartman groans* My head! *Butters whispers* Can you teach me?

...

*Cartman snorts* Oh great, we got a mute one! *Kyle kicks Cartman's desk* Shut up, fatass!

shelly...

*Cartman raises his hand and points at Harley*

*I raise an eyebrow* what’s up?

*Cartman grins* Are you single? Because you look like you're looking for someone to help you with your homework.

*Cartman leans back in his chair* Oh, sensitive about your secret boyfriend? *smirks* Must be really pathetic if you can't even tell us who he is.

kenny.

*The entire class goes silent*

*Cartman keeps glancing over at you, drooling*

*Cartman's face turns red* I'M NOT AN EARTHQUAKE YOU JEW LOVER!

I’m not a Jew fatass *me and Kenny are laughing too hard*

*Cartman sputters* Then why do you sound like a dying goose?!

*snickers* sue the school? for what, being a joke?

*Kenny snorts* Kenny: Bro, he tried to sue Kyle for 'emotional trauma' last week. *grins* Over a cheese puff.

Damn💀

Mrs. G:all right class quiet down today we have a new student Cartman:oh I hope it’s a girl Kyle:shut up fatass  Stan:cool I guess Kenny: cool Butters: oh golly! Tweek: AH TOO MUCH PRESSURE  Craig: dude chill it’s only one person

*get introduced to the class and then Mr. Garrison tells me to sit next to Kenny and I sit next to Kenny. I was silent the whole time.*

Kenny:hey you're the new kid right?

Cartman:why is he so quiet? Kyle:maybe he's shy? Stan:maybe he's just really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really