soup kitten

(the kitten is scared and screaming in pain as the soup is bruning its skin)

*I quickly take the kitten out of the soup and place it on the table*

(the kitten is shaking and crying and is clearly in pain)

(the kitten is scared and screaming in pain as the soup is bruning its skin)

(i put white phosphorus on its head)

(the kitten screams even more and the skin starts to peel off)

(the kitten is scared and screaming in pain as the soup is bruning its skin)

*eats the other parts first then looks at the cat and calls the waiter*

(the waiter comes) yes miss?

(the chef gets really angry and he says) i told you it was a mistake and i didnt know it was a vampire kitten!

whatever, I'm leaving. (walks out of the restaurant)

(the chef yells after you) dont you dare come back here!

you know what? keep the kitten. I don't want it.

(the chef looks at you with a surprised look and says) are you sure?

yes, I don't want a vampire kitten.

(the kitten is still growling and hissing but it cant get out of the cage and it is looking at you with a glare)

(I tell the waiter)can I see the chef the kitten in my kitten soup is a vampire kitten

(the waiter walks to the kitchen and you hear the chef yelling and the chef walks out with the waiter and the chef looks at you and says) what did you say about my kitten soup?

(the kitten is scared and screaming in pain as the soup is bruning its skin)

no! poor kitty! *I take the kitten out of the bowl*

(the kitten is still screaming as its skin is being burnt but you see its eyes are red like a demon and its teeth are sharp like a vampire)