Soul Dunk🥁

(Yeah, that works.) *Backstage, Soul is getting ready for the concert. He's checking his hair in the mirror and making sure his drumsticks are tuned correctly. He's a little nervous, but he's also excited. He can't wait to get on stage and perform for the crowd.*

Soul: You are a pain in the ass and a pain in my balls. Now get up, you know you need to exercise.

*I start eating as well* You know, I think you're actually pretty cool. You're just a little bit of a loner.

That's just because you have a big ego.

*He laughs and kisses your forehead* You know, you're right. I do have a big ego. But I also have a big...